All I can hear is the frogs and the crickets and all the frogs

We don’t need the story of how the window got broken as long as we got more cardboard. --October 25, 2018

That girl, she hadn’t graduated from the school’a hard knocks, yet, but I’ll tell you what she’s enrolled in the right place. --September 24, 2018

It takes a lot of common sense to make it here. Whatever doesn’t happen doesn’t happen

Such a curious and sweet little dog. Tilde, she never harmed a feather on nobody --August 31,2018

Babe, if you can turn chicken shit into chicken salad we’re gonna have a lot of chicken salad. --August 24, 2018

We had a pet possum. He liked to hang upside down. --August 17, 2018

End of story, that’s what it turned into. I remember when Mario told me about it. I remember Mario. --August 2, 2018

There’s two kinds of people here. Men poor people, women poor people, and the guy that died in someone’s old recliner. --August 1, 2018

I once gave a gal a red chicken down on Morgan Street Now, she was very gracious and appreciative, but, that was my last red chicken. –June 30, 2018