What She’ll Most Likely Do

She will ruin your world.
And, that’s quite alright.

You’re sitting there
waiting for her to.

People may find that
misogynistic,

it’s not.
We’re just a couple of guys

drinking some beers,
shooting the shit

and waiting, patiently
(I can’t believe how long

this is taking!)
to have our worlds ruined.

Complete devastation.
Vaporization.

She’s sitting there
waiting and wanting

that, too.

–January 26, 2018