The Dogs Have to Be Wondering

The dogs have to be wondering
just what they’ve got themselves into:

“Why did we take him in, again?
Does he, like, have fleas?

We tried to give him a good home.
He seemed so sweet when he first got here< /p>

but now all he wants to do is sleep
and he won’t do anything we say.”

Gotcha, girls, and I totally understand
I try to be good

but, trust me,
crack the door just a little

and I will be out in the yard
and I will surely jump your fucking fence.

–October 8, 2015