Sheets

Look, I’m a Feminist,
alright? Anyone who

knows me will tell you
that. Anyone.

I don’t have to defend
my credentials

to you or anybody else, ok.
But, babe, can you just

take care of the sheets?
This one time?

Put them on beds,
fold them, or whatever?

I’m a dude and I just
cannot deal

with fucking sheets.

–May 4, 2019