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A Pound Called Malice (Or Pet’s Entertainment)
Every time Paul hits that note and, then, I think when the bass-line kicks in Bisquick’s ear twitches a little. And that’s why I love Paul Weller...
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Hell
“May you be in heaven a full half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” If I were to die. I mean, if it were me...
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Something Southern in the Mind
Keep going it’s back there it’s back there somewhere through the pines. -- April 5, 2019
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Rom-Com
I don’t care how good the banter is or how sunny it is or how pretty she and the park are, you are not in a proper...
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Trading Vices
Since, I’m known for my prodigious will-power and not for my addictive personality, I just put ‘em down,...
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Things You Ask Your Cousin
Should I continue to fuck things up? Should I keep trying to unfuck up the things I’ve fucked up?
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On a Semi-Related Note
You can find plenty of stories that end just the way you want them to. Synthesized and happily harmonized. That’s why
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Breakfast
Baby, how many mornings do I have to ask you how your breakfast is until you understand I’m not really asking so much about your breakfast? --March 31, 2019
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Yeah, I Didn’t Think So
Anyone ever put on a production of Hamlet, in its entirety, in front of a security camera in back of a truck stop? Really? Olivier? Brannagh?
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Irrevocable Trust
Irrevocable Trust: Item 1 Joseph, my brother, I love you and you finished college, so, I hereby
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Teapot
with Anna Reynaud I feel like I’m a teapot and I’m whistlin’. Like someone sat me on a stove, it’s hot, I’m a teapot and I’m just whistlin’. -- arch 30, 2019
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One More Minute
I swear, just sing like one more minute of Jolene. One more minute and I am yours. --March 29, 2019
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Lyric #1429
If I turn 50, now, baby Then 51 is coming soon If I turn 50, now, baby Then 51 is coming soon But, I’m Still so good In the morning And I’m pretty…
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Hey, Dee
You guys sell great beer and cigs, and I have no complaints about your chili dogs. They are spectacular. But, to be completely honest,
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The Captain
It was an amazing feeling, sitting there, down by 30, but, with a pocketful of time-outs. To stop all action? Delay the inevitable?
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Nina Never Will
The rest of us, I guarantee, are gonna let you down. Nina never will. Everything she ever promised is on record