Alvah Allen

he wakes up next to lady macbeth-- shakespeare in the dark --May 12, 2018

(for Guiliani) proxymoron-- the cloud over the cloud over the country -- May 6, 2018

inside baseball-- 2 men out and the bases are empty --April 27, 2018

club crackers-- finally finishing up the back nine --April 27, 2018

bleeding through-- one more coat ought to do it --April 26, 2018

happy hour-- nothing like an audience that loves an audience --April 25, 2018

strong constitution-- he takes the fifth and slips around back --April 24, 2018

You love him like a Wallenda loves the wind. --April 16, 2018

stuck at the crossing-- a line of traffic dreams of mussolini --April 9, 2018

sunday paper-- it takes a lot to straighten you out --April 8, 2018

grand canyon-- you can only overlook so much --April 6, 2018

When I was a kid real Russians drank cheap vodka, played great chess, and only talked to Americans when they absolutely had to. –April 2, 2018

rockette science-- and a one and a two and a three and a four --March 29, 2018