Miscalculator

(Song lyrics)

Well, alcohol seemed like a good idea
So did a motel and your sister, Drea
I plugged ’em into my miscalculator
Wound up in jail ’bout an hour later

Wherever I am and
Wherever I went
I bring along
My Texas Instrument

That thing’s 128 kilobytes strong
That thing never steers me wrong.

It’s got a second sense for love
It can do things I never thought of
A special button for amortization,
It appears, if you wanna stretch
The misery out over 30 years.

2 times 2 times 2 is 9
Make a move, man, she seems fine
She’s as sweet as she can be
By the laws of trigonometry

It’s a 128 kilobytes strong
That thing never steers me wrong

Wherever I am and
Wherever I went
I bring along
My Texas Instrument

Bob Wills left Austin for San Antonio
He found himself an analog rose
He swang all around the state
But, that was 1948

–January 9, 2018