Let Me Romance You

Hey, I’ve got an idea
why don’t I come over

and have a few
sleep on your couch

eat all your food
smoke in the house

and not help with the chores.
Hell, I might as well

bring the dogs.
One of them is not

exactly what you would call
housebroken, but she’s so cute

that I don’t think you’ll mind.
Yep, I think I’m gonna come over now

stay indefinitely
and see if I can’t

make you love me.

–October 18, 2015