El Mil Chistes or 1989
for Amy
Researchers say
there are 1000 jokes
being told
every single second.
At least 13 of them
are being told
in Spanish
in Merida
and I just don’t get ’em.
But, that doesn’t mean
I don’t love you.
There are tanks
and a guy in
Tiananmen Square,
he’s just kind of standing there.
The Ayatollah’s dead
as a mother-fuckin’ doornail.
A doornail.
Fare thee well, must be a special
place in hell.
I say we rent a car
and throw some money at freedom.
Girl, let’s just go ahead and go
right, straight
on to Progreso.
–May 27, 2017