Dear Nashville or Every Country “Songwriter”
Boy meets girl
boy invites girl into truck
he’s got a great idea
why don’t they get some beer
and ride down, preferably,
a dirt road, but any back road
will certainly do,
to the bonfire out
in the woods, the country
or somewhere
equally remote. Every country
songwriter’s gonna be there,
except Hank and George
and Loretta and Willie
and Mother Maybelle and Waylon
and Tammy and Faron and Steve,
they send their regrets, but
they wouldn’t be caught dead there.
They’ll all be at home listening
to Jimmie Rodgers.
…still
the attendance at this bonfire
is gonna be incredible.
They are gonna have
themselves a ball
once they get through
the line of traffic
headed down the dirt road
to the bonfire, where
hopefully, they’ll get to enjoy
sitting on the tailgate
listening to every country songwriter
sing a song about going
down a dirt road
to a bonfire out in the woods.
I hope it’s a clear night
’cause then they’re
also gonna get to enjoy
the silver light
of that neon moon.
–April 27, 2017