Accostin’ (50th Birthday Rap)

(50th Birthday Rap)
for Tracie and Rick Ross

Lawdy, shorty, I ain’t drinkin no fowty
me and Rick Ross we be thowin’ the party
We got 15 bitches that’s about to get played
and 15 bottles of the Ace of Spades
When the shit wind down
We gone out accostin’
Take the G7 pick up Tracie in Austin
The Queen called, she said she had
something to delight me
Said come over here, son, she’d
like to Suge Knight me
She said that tag is purely ceremonial
I said hold up hold
I ain’t into the Colonial
Well that’s not the only reason
I ain’t never been to England
I only mess wit bleeps what’s got
all a dey teeth in
When a man of a certain age
He might say fuck it
I just spent $1000 dollars
On the ice in the bucket
Hey hey ho
We gone out accostin’
Take the G7 pick up Tracie in Austin

–March 4, 2018