The Key to Quitting Smoking
God, I hate running out of smokes.
Then you’ve gotta get up
make yourself look presentable
and go to the store.
You never know who you might run into
neighbor, ex-wife, minister.
They’ve come up with a million things
but, clearly, the key to quitting smoking
Is to stop trying
to make yourself look presentable.
–October 17, 2015