Busy Shelling Pecans
for Rick and Debby
Say what, Rick?
Nothing, I was just
talking to that pecan.
Either, I’ve lost my mind
or that pecan has.
Damn thing won’t get shelled.
I spent all day picking up
around that honey tree
and this is the thanks I get?
Try paying your light bill
with pecans, it ain’t easy,
and I’d appreciate a little
cooperation. Say what, Rick?
Nothing, I’m just trying to talk
these pecans into meeting me
halfway and helping me pay
my light bill.
–October 10, 2015